Reports are coming in of a phantom shitter at Drapers Field. Just when you think things can’t get any worse as the ODA planning application is about to be rubber stamped by our wonderful free thinking planning committee.

Just as the children of the Montessori school at Drapers Field are about to have what effectively looks like a prison camp outside their front door which will restrict the children from playing on the field.

Someone has been going and shitting around the back of the school. This has been confirmed by the Montessori school and London Borough of Waltham Forest Green Space. The local police have also been informed. When the school was asked how do you know it’s not fox or dogs mess they said there is always toilet roll beside it and it is like diarrhea. Originally people thought this was antisocial behaviour which it is but poxynews says how many street kids go out with a bog roll under their arm? Apparently this is quite near to where the buses turn around as far as we are aware the bus drivers have nowhere to go to relieve themselves. They previously used the café opposite that is no longer there.

UPDATE The ODA  perimeter fence has been adjusted to give the kids more room to play and the kids of the montessori school are to be taken on a free tour of the olympic park.